"leicester" (leicester)
11/14/2013 at 18:43 • Filed to: None
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"leicester" (leicester)
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Jones is a big hunter and has bagged just about every game in the world.
After many years, he realizes that he hasn't ever hunted ape, so he signs himself up for a safari hunting tour in the forests of Africa.
His guide is Ugatu, and he has been hunting ape for many years. He tells Jones the strategy for hunting ape: They'll walk through the forest and when he sees an ape, he'll point up in the tree and shout ape, ape! Then he'll run up the tree and knock the ape down on the ground, then his dog will pin the ape by biting his cojones so Jones can shoot the ape.
So they continue through the woods for many hours, Ugatu pointing to trees, shouting "Ape, Ape!", climbing up in the tree, punching the ape in the face so that the ape falls. Then his dog would grab the ape by the cojones and keep him from moving so that Jones can shoot him.
They've got three apes this way when Ugatu spies an extremely large ape up in a tree. Sure enough, he points up to the ape, shouts, "ape, ape!" and runs up the tree. He gets up to the ape, and punches the ape right in the face. Unfortunately, the ape swings right back and punches Ugatu back in the face. Ugatu loses his balance and as he falls shouts:
"Shoot the doooooooog!"
The Compromiser
> leicester
11/14/2013 at 19:09 |
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Best joke today.
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leicester
> The Compromiser
11/14/2013 at 20:02 |
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that's not saying much...
heh
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The Compromiser
> leicester
11/14/2013 at 20:35 |
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It shouldn't be. They are supposed to be bad. Maybe that makes this one the worst?